Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Now Available! The Salami Pocket!

From the makers that brought you The Sausage Pocket clothing lineNow comes the new Salami Pocket Line!
The Seamless Polo Salami Pocket!

Here at Sausage pocket, we strive to meet all you Sausage and Salami needs! And we know that when you don't have a tasty treat, you don't want those cumbersome lines on your shirt. So we have designed our seamless line of clothing. The pocket is sewn internally. Creating a seamless line on your shirt and adding to the easy-to-cleanliness of the shirts!

Check out some of our new designs!
The Seamless Salami Pocket Dress
(Also available on Sausage)

Button Down Salami Pocket.

The nondescript shirt pocket. For those times when you ate all of your tasty treat and you need to put something else in the pocket.

And now see what we have in the works. We are currently beta testing the next few lines. And I must say, testing is going really well. Look for them to be released some time in the first quarter of 2010.

The Retro Fit Sausage/Salami Pocket Protector
(Shown here with salami)

Here at Sausage Pocket Inc. we know and understand that you have all those old cloths laying around that you just don't want to throw away. We engineered and idea, so you don't have to! The retro classic pocket protector with a twist! Specially designed for sausage or salami, this little guy can go with you every where and attach to any shirt, jacket, sweater or vest! ATA approved!

The Sausage Pocket Wedding Dress
(also available in salami)

We know you have that special day ahead. And we want to do our part to make it perfect. So we are working on a line of high fashion wedding dresses that all have seamless Sausage or Salami Pockets in them. We all like our comfort foods when we get nervous, so it will always be there for you. And don't forget about that reception, you'll need to keep up your strength to dance the night away! (Sausage/Salami Tux available soon)

And we didn't forget about those all important accessories!

The mixed meat bouquet holder!

Flowers are old fashion, meat is in! Now give all those single ladies something to really fight about! A tasty salty treat! Who doesn't want meat flying at their face? I know I do..... wait...ummmmmm.

And remember, I'm not only the president, I'm a client myself!

That is all, carry on.

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