Life on the Road

My feet.

The Before Picture

Gingerbread penis for the win!

This makes me sad.

My triumphant return to one of my favorit pubs. We took Kim and JT to Philly for the first time today, and what trip is complet without a stop at Nodding Head. First up on my bill is the Rudy's Kung Fu Grip. I'll let you know how this turns out.

Walmart = Shitty!

The hell it is! Every time I come to Walmart for groceries, I wait longer and longer in line at the deli. This guy is moving at the speed of slug. Last time I stood here for 15 minutes being ignored and walked a way. This time the dude asked me what I wanted, then wrapped up some old cheese and walked in the back. Leaving me standing here pissed. Here is your PSA of the day, DO NOT SHOP AT WALMART UNLESS YOU REALLY HAVE TO!

That is all, carry on.

The Headless Horseman rides!

Oliver loving the snow!

Wonderful.

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What the hell! I love Wegmans!

It's time!

Jeff is angry.

Jeff is angry.

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The Carnage of The Meepers!

The Carnage of the Jacket!

Here is the small, but very noticeable hole in my jacket. It is directly in the middle of the left stomach pocket. It is due to my wallet being stowed in the inside left jacket pocket. My wallet sticks out just enough to rub the ground and ruin my jacket.

Now the hunt is on to get a new jacket. Lucky for me this jacket is now on closeout and really cheap. Bad for me is the only sizes available are 2-3 XL.

That there is the moon. Haven't seen that in a week.

Shortly after I took this photo, I went down on The Meepers. That sucked. I am OK, and The Meepers is OK for the most part. He seems to have lost a little power. He may be mad at me, but I am giving him some TLC in a bit. Keep your fingers crossed he accepts it and we are back to being 100% A-OK!

The Flood of Twenty Eleven!

40oz and Netflix with Oliver. The world is almost OK for now.

A picture of Shia LaBeouf on a Ruckus in Septembers issue of Cosmo. Heading "Famous Bad Babes."

Anger is Not a Gift

Stripped screw. Screw stripped my taps. Got mad and drilled the shit out of it till it broke. Forced the screw out. 2 hours later, clear turn signal covers.

Yup, the right one is a little wonky. But that is due to them being flexible. They have some bend to them if they get hit they do not break. But... I think I also bent it a little more when I got mad and began to man handle it a bit. But the job is D O N done!

This here is an awesome bike. I had the pleasure of riding it yesterday.

I want!

You can barley see it. But it reads 60/40 in an oval. I just now saw this on the back of my bedroom door. If you have no idea what it means, you should! It is an old skate company from the mid 90's. 60/40 skateboards. I had a deck or two of theirs back in the day. Interesting to find on th back of my door.

Top of a damn mountain on some old dirt road. Hope I can find my way home.

It's summer time and the livin's easy.

At least it aint raining as hard as it was earlier.

Ride Game Challenge

This was for the Ride Game Challenge of Pizza Place.

Ride Game!

This is for the ride game over at TR. The challenge was your scooter in front of a locally owned pharmacy. Good thing for me the building says pharmacy like 60 times. A little overkill....yes.

That is all, carry on.

I like what I see.

In the woods part 2. Camels Ledge

Ruckus in the woods.

My Eyes do NOT Want to Stay Open

Third shift is the hardest job I have worked in my life. Fighting my body to stay up is a bitch.

But tomorrow I get to clip coupons from the Sunday paper. So I feel good about that.

That is all, carry on.

Oh! Incase you didn't know, cigaretts are not good for you.