...by the short hairs!

Get your head out of my fly! I am not talking about the short and
curlies! I am talking about what is left of my hair from me pulling it out over the past two days. But it makes me feel wanted. And you know I like that.
I get this warm feeling way down deep.
Down in the sub-cockles area. It makes me feel like warm apple pie.

And Beer. And you know how much I like beer.
I am swamped today so this is going to be very vast. I like beer so much that I am 3 beers away from my current goal of 500. So tonight I am making a special appearance at
Coopers to knock that life long goal out of the park.
Some times you got to swing for the fences, and tonight, I am doing
just that. And two weeks from now, I begin
reaching for the stars! I have nothing better to do, than go for 1000! By my
calculations that is at least 4 more years away. and a lot more money. But what is life without goals
NOTHING! And I am full of them!

I don't know what this is suppose to mean, but when I did a
Google image search of "Life without goals," this is the first image that came up. So I am sharing it with you.
As of right now this is where I stand on my lives work:
1 3 Floyd Robert the Bruce
2
Abita Jackamo3
Abita Mardi Gras Bock
4
Abita Pecan
5
Abita Purple Haze
6
Abita Restoration Ale
7
Abita Strawberry
8
Abita Turbodog9
Abita X-Mas Ale
10
Achel Bruin
11
Adnam Broadside English Ale
12
Aiko Stiprus13
Alagash Triple
14
Alagash White
15 Alpha King
16
Amderson Valley
ESB17
Amstel Light
18 Anchor Liberty
19 Anchor Our Special Ale
20 Anchor Steamer
21 Anderson Valley
Polleco Pale ale
22 Anderson Valley Winter Solstice
23 Appalachian Celtic Knot Irish Red
24 Appalachian Jolly Scott
25 Appalachian Susquehanna
26 Appalachian Trail Blazer
rganic Brown Ale
27 Appalachian Water Gap Wheat
28
Arran Dark
29 Arrogant
Basterd30 Arrogant
Bastered Oaked31 Atlantic Bar Harbor Blueberry
32
Atwater Shaman
Bourban Porter
33
Atwater Vanilla Java Porter
34
Atwater Voodooator35
Augustiuebrau Mundien Maximator36 Avery New
World Porter
37 Avery Out of Bounds
38 Avery Red Point ale
39 Avery Salvation
40
Ayinger Oktoberfest
Marzen41
Baltica # 6
42
Baltica # 7
43
Baltica # 8
44
Baltica #3
45 Bavarian Barbarian Head Banger Brown Ale
46 Bavarian Barbarian Steel Driver Stout
47
Beamish Irish Stout
48 Bear Republic Black Mamba
49 Bear Republic Black Stout
50 Bear Republic Red Rocket Red Ale
51 Becks Oktoberfest
52 Bell's Expedition Stout
53 Bell's Java Stout
54 Bell's Kalamazoo Stout
55 Bell's Wheat Love
56 Bell's Winter White Ale
57 Bethlehem Rude Elf
58
Birra Moretti59
Bitburger60 Black Hook Porter
61 Blanche De
Bruxelles62 Blue Moon
63 Blue Moon Full Moon
64 Blue Moon Honey Moon
65 Blue Moon Pumpkin
66 Blue Moon Rising Moon
67 Blue Point Toasted Lager
68
Boaks Monster Mash
69
Boaks Two Blind Monks
70
Boddingtons Pub ale
71 Boulder
Mojo IPA
72 Boulder
Obovoid Empirical Russian Stout
73 Boulder
Sundance Amber Solstice
74 Boulder Sweaty Betty
75 Brahma
76
Breckenridge 471 IPA
77
Breckenridge Avalanche
78
Breckenridge ESB79
Breckenridge Vanilla Port
80
Brewsters Jezebel
81
Brewsters Mata
Hari82 Brooklyn Black Chocolate
83 Brooklyn
Chocolat Stout
84 Brooklyn Monster Ale
85 Brooklyn Oktoberfest
86 Brooklyn Pennant ale
87 Brussels
Pils88 Bud Light Lime
89 Budweiser American Ale (Good)
90 Bullfrog Apricot
91 Bullfrog
Blonde92 Bullfrog Edgar IPA
93 Bullfrog
ESB94 Bullfrog Nut Brown
95 Bullfrog Smoked Porter
96
Carlsberg97
Casco Bay Oktoberfest
98
Chimay Triple
99
Cintra Brazillion Pils100 Climax
Hefe Weizen AWESOME!
101 Coopers Brew Original Pale ale
102 Coopers Dark Ale
103 Coopers House Lager
104 Coopers Sparkling Ale
105 Coopers Vintage Ale
106
Corsodonk Abby Brown Ale
107
Corsodonk Abby Pale ale
108
Corsodonk Christmas Ale
109 Cricket Hill Colonel
Blides ESB110 Cricket Hill Hop Ale
111
Cuve'e de Noel St.
Feuillien112 DAB
Dartmunder Action
Brauerei113
Darkside of the Moon Blue Moon/
Guniess114 De
Ranke Guldenberg115 De
Ranke XX Bitter
116
Delerium Noel
117
Delerium Tromens118
Dieu Du Ciel Solstice
119
Dinkel Acker Dark
120 Dirty Panties
121 Dixie Blackened Voodoo
122 Dixie Jazz Light
123 Dixie Lager
124 Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA
125 Dogfish Head Barton Baton
126 Dogfish Head Chicory Stout
127 Dogfish Head
Festina Pe'che128 Dogfish Head
Immort Ale
129 Dogfish Head India Brown
130 Dogfish Head Midas Touch
131 Dogfish Head
Punkin Ale
132 Dogfish Head
Raison D'ette133 Dogfish Head Red and White
134 Dogfish Head
Theobroma135 Dominion Oak Barrel Stout
136 Dominion Oktoberfest
137 Duck Rabbit Porter
138
EKU Pils139
Epes Pils140 Erie Derailed
141 Erie Mad Anthony's Ale
142 Erie
Presque Isle
Pils143 Erie
Railbender144 Erie
Saratoga Lager
145 Erie Sunshine Wit Beer
146
Farson's Shandy
147 Fischer Amber
148 Fischer
Blonde149 Flying Bison Aviator Red Ale
150 Flying Bison Barnstormer Am Pale Ale
151 Flying Bison Black Bird Stout
152 Flying Bison Skye Pilot Scotch Ale
153 Flying Dog Gonzo
154 Flying
Dogtoberfest155 Fosters
ESB156 Founders Breakfast Ale
157 Founders Curmudgeon
158 Founders Dirty
Bastered Scotch
159 Founders Double Trouble
160 Founders
Rubaeus161
Frambois Lambic162
Franziskaner Dunkle Weizen163
Franziskaner Hefe-
Weizen164
Freiberger165
Fruli Belgium Strawberry Wit
166 Fullers 1845
167 Fullers
ESB168 Fullers London Pride
169
Gavroch French Red Ale
170
Gavroche Red Ale
171
Geants Goliath
172 Great Divide Denver Pale Ale
173 Great Divide Hades
Belgain Ale
174 Great Divide
Titain IPA
175 Green Flash IPA
176 Green Flash Le' Freak
177
Grimbergen blonde178
Grotien Brown ale
179
Guiness180 Hacker-
Pschorr Oktoberfest
181
Hafhrau Dunkle182 Harbin Chinese Beer
183 Harp
184 Harpoon Brown
185 Harpoon Cider
186 Harpoon
Hefe Weizen UFO
187 Harpoon
Hiberian Irish Red
188 Harpoon
Leviathin Big Bohemian
189 Harpoon Oktoberfest
190 Harpoon
Rasberry Hefe UFO
191 Harpoon Summer
192 Harpoon Winter Warmer
193 Heavy Seas Winter Storm
194 Heavyweight Lunacy
195
Heylissem Blond
196 High and Mighty
197
Hoegarden198
Hofbrau Oktoberfest
199 Hook and Ladder
Backdraft Brown
200
Hoppin Frog Boris Imperial Oatmeal Stout
201
IJ Turbobook202 Intercourse Mount Jolly
Pils203 Ipswich Harvest ale
204 Ipswich Oatmeal Stout
205 Ipswich Original Ale
206 Iron City Light
207 Ithaca Apricot Wheat
208 Ithaca
Cascazilla209 Ithaca Partly Sunny
210 Jack Spice Pumpkin
211 Jolly Pumpkin
Bam Biere212 Kaiser
Pils213
Kasteel Brown ale
214
Kasteel Rogue
215
Kerkom Bink
Bloesem216
Killians217 King Fisher Lager
218 Knights Head Lager
219 Knights Head Light
220 Knights Head Pale Ale
221
Konig Ludwig
Wiess222
Konig Pilsner223
Kostriker Lager
224
Kronenbourg225
Labatt Canadian Ale 50
226
Labett Signature Porter
227 Lancaster Amish 4 Grain Pale Ale
228 Lancaster Double Bach
229 Lancaster Golden Star
Pils230 Lancaster Milk Stout
231 Lancaster Strawberry Wheat
232 Lancaster Winter Warmer
233
Leagacy Midnight Wit
234
Leffe Bruin
235 Left Hand Black Jack Porter
236 Left Hand Deep Cove Brown
237 Left Hand Oktoberfest
238 Left Hand
Polestore Pilsner239 Legacy
Hedenism Ale
240
Leinenkugel 1888 Bock
241
Leinenkugel Berry Weiss
242
Leinenkugel Hefe Weisen243
Leinenkugel Shandy
244
Leinenkugel Summer
245
Leinenkugel Wheat
246
Lindenmons Lambic Pomme247 Lobster Lovers 5.%
248 Lobster Lovers 9.%
249 Lost Coast 8 Ball
Stoudt250
Lowrenbrau251 Lucifer
252
Macqueens Nessie Red Ale
253 Magic Hat Circus boy
254 Magic Hat
Hocus Pocus255 Magic Hat Lucky Kat
256 Magic Hat Odd Notion
257 Magic Hat Red Ale
258 Magic Hat Roxy Rolls
259 Magic Hat Wacko
260
Magners Cider
261
Maredsous 6
262
Maredsous 8-Double
263
McEwan's IPA
264
McSorely's Black Irish Lager
265
Meckatzer Golden Ale
266
Melbourn Cherry
267
Melbourn Strawberry
268 Mendocino Winter Ale
269
Mendocono Spring Bock
270 Mich Irish Red
271 Mich Ultra
Pomigranate272
Middleages Apricot ale
273
Middleages Rasberry ale
274
Miken Berger
Helles Hefe275 Miller High Life
276
Molson Canadian Lager
277 Moose Head
278 Moose Head Light
279 New Castle
280 New Holland Poet Stout
281 New River Pale ale
282 Nils Oscar Coffee Stout
283
Obolon Lager
284
Obolon Magnat285
Obolon Premium
286
Ohara's Irish Red
287
Ohara's Irish Stout
288 Old Dominion Spring Buck
289 Old
Peculier290
Ommegan Hemmepin291
Ommegan Three
Philosophers292
Ommegang Witte293
Ommeganh Abby Ale
294
Oppigards Golden Ale
295 Orval
296
Pacifica297
Paulander Oktoberfest
298
Paulander Original Munich
299
PBR300 Penn Dark Lager
301 Penn
Morzen302 Penn Oktoberfest
303 Penn
Weizen304 Pete's Wicked Strawberry
Blonde305 Pete's Wicked Wanderlust
306
Pilsner Urquell307 Pizza Port Brewing Hop-15 Ale
308 Pyramid Brew Amber
Weisen309 Pyramid Brew Curve Ball
310 Pyramid Brew
Hefe Weizen311 Pyramid Brew Snow Cap Ale
312
Ramstein Amber Lager
313
Ramstein Classic Wheat
314
Ramstein Winter Wheat
315 Red
Nector Ale
316 Red Stripe
317
Redhook Black Hook
318
Redhook Blonde Ale
319
Redhook Copper Ale
320
Redhook ESB321
Redhook Longhammer322
Redhook SunRYE323
Riverhorse Dark Harvest
324
Riverhorse Frostbite Winter
325 Rock Art Ridge Runner
326
Rodenbach Sour Ale
327 Rogue Brewer's Ale
328 Rogue
Chipotle Ale
329 Rogue Chocolate Stout
330 Rogue Dead Guy Ale
331 Rogue Double Dead Guy Ale
332 Rogue Festive Ale
333 Rogue Hazel Nut Brown
Nector334 Rogue Japanese Black Wheat
335 Rogue Keller Irish Lager
336 Rogue Mocha Stout
337 Rogue Old Crustacean
338 Rogue Santa Private Reserve Ale
339 Rogue Shakespeare
340 Rogue White Crane Bitter
341 Roy
Pitz Best Blond
342 Roy
Pitz Old Jail Ale
343 Sam Adam Blackberry
Witbier344 Sam Adam Imperial White
345 Sam Adams Black Lager
346 Sam Adams Boysenberry
347 Sam Adams
Broun Ale
348 Sam Adams Cherry Wheat
349 Sam Adams Cream Stout
350 Sam Adams
Dortmunder351 Sam Adams Double Bock
352 Sam Adams Honey Porter
353 Sam Adams Irish Red
354 Sam Adams Light
355 Sam Adams
Longshot Grape Ale
356 Sam Adams
Longshot Weozenbock357 Sam Adams Oktoberfest
358 Sam Adams Old Ale
359 Sam Adams Summer ale
360 Sam Adams White ale
361 Sam Smith Organic Raspberry
362 Sam Smith Organic Strawberry
363 Sam Smith
Tadcaster364 Sam Smith Winter Welcome
365
Saranac Belgian Ale
366
Saranac Carmel Porter
367
Saranac Cooper's Irish Red
368
Saranac ESB369
Saranac Octoberfest370
Saranac Pomigranate Wheat
371
Saranac Pumpkin Ale
372
Saranac Vanilla Stout
373 Sea Dog Blueberry ale
374 Sea Dog Raspberry
375 Shipyard Pumpkin Head
Alr376 Sierra Nevada Bigfoot ale B
377
Skol378 Sly Fox Phoenix Pale ale
379 Sly Fox
Pikeland Pils380 Sly Fox Raspberry Reserve
381
Smithwicks382 Snow Goose Wild Goose Winter ale
393 South Hampton Double White
384 South Hampton Secret Ale
385 Southern Tier Old Man Winter Ale
386 Spanish Peaks Honey Raspberry
387 Spanish Peaks Winter Cheer
388 Spaten Oktoberfest
389 Spiced Wheat
390 Spring Heat Spiced Wheat
391 Steamworks Colorado Kolsch
392 Steamworks Thirdeye Pale
393 Stegmier 150
394 Stegmier Brewhouse Bock
395 Stegmier Holiday Warmer
396 Stegmier Mid Summer White
397 Stegmier Oktoberfest
398 Stegmier Summer Stock Lager
399 Stella Artois
400 Stone Mill Pale ale
401 Stone Pale Ale
402 Stone RuinationIPA
403 Stone Vertical Epic
404 Stoudts Blonde Double Maibock
405 Stoudts Fat Dog
406 Stoudts Gold Lager
407 Stoudts Scarlet Lady
408 Stoudts Smooth Hoperator !!!!!
409 Stoudts Weizen
410 Straub's Special Dark
411 Strongbow Cider
412 Summit Great North Porter
413 Summit Hefe Weizen
414 Summit Moabock
415 Summit Oatmeal Stout
416 Summit Oktoberfest
417 Summit Scandia ale
418 Summit Winter ale
419 Taras Boulba
420 Tetley's English Ale
421 Tetley's Irish Ale
422 Thirsty Dog Siberian Night
423 Thomas Hooker Irish Red
424 Thomas Hooker Oktoberfest
425 Tommy Knocker Butthead
426 Tommy Knocker Imperial
427 Tommy Knocker Jack Whacker
428 Tommy Knocker Maple
429 Tommy Knocker Pick Axe
430 Troeg's Deak Reckoning
431 Troeg's Dreamweaver
432 Troeg's Mad Elf ale
433 Troeg's Naked Elf
434 Troeg's Nugget Nectar
435 Troeg's Oatmeal Stout
436 Troeg's Rugged Trail Nut Brown
437 Troeg's Sunshine Pils
438 Troeg's Wheat ale
439 Troegenator
440 Trois Mousquetaires Weiz
441 Tsingtao
442 Tucher Helles Hefe
443 Ultra Amber
444 Ultra Bruin
445 Unibroue Blanche De Chambly
446 Unibroue Chembly Noire
447 Unibroue Ephemere
448 Unibroue Maudite
449 Victory 10th Anniversary
450 Victory Braumister
451 Victory Festbier
452 Victory Gold Rush
453 Victory Golden Monkey
454 Victory Harvest Ale
455 Victory Hop Wallop
456 Victory Kolsch
457 Victory Moonglow
458 Victory Old Horizontar
459 Victory Scarlet Moon
460 Victory Storm King
461 Victory Sunrise
462 Victory Weissbier
463 Victory Wild Devil
464 Victory Yakima Double IPA
465 Warsteiner Oktoberfest
466 Weissenche Monk's Fest
467 Wexford Irish Cream
468 Weyerbacher 13 Anniversary
469 Weyerbacher Autom Fest
470 Weyerbacher Black Hole
471 Weyerbacher Blanche
472 Weyerbacher Brewing Variety
473 Weyerbacher Fireside Ale
474 Weyerbacher Hop Infusion
475 Weyerbacher House Ale
476 Weyerbacher Imperial Pumpkin Ale
477 Weyerbacher Insanity
478 Weyerbacher Merry Monks
479 Weyerbacher Muse
480 Weyerbacher Rasberry
481 Weyerbacher Scotch Ale
482 Weyerbacher Slam Dunkel
483 Weyerbacher Winter ale
484 Wild Blue Lager
485 Winter Bourbon Cask ale
486 Wyder's Apple Cider
487 Wyder's Pear Cider
488 Wyder's Rasberry Cider
489 Yards Poor Richards Tavern ale
490 Yeungling Bock
491 Yeungling Lager
492 Young's Double Chocolate
493 Young's London Ale
494 Young's Old Nick Barley Wine Style
495 Young's Waggle Dance
496 Zatec
497 Zotler Bier
498
499
500
Those lonley three places will be filled in 4.5 hours!
That is all, carry on.