What is Hecks!?!?

What is hecks!?!?

Support SCS and the D'z scene! Got to show a little love and respect for our man in his time if need. He has been beaten down and tossed out on the streets from the beloved world of TR. But he has found a great home over at ABM.com!

At AskBiffMalibu.Com SCS can be himself and talk about the things that make him happy without fear of attack or ridicule. The man himself, Biff Malibu decided to spread the word about this magical land we got going on, and to help bring awareness to SCS's plight.

So stop on over at the place where you can be yourself!

That is all, carry on.

Dear World,
You can see I am a master artist. Please do not doubt my abilities. I have a great gift and I chose to share it with you...The World.

That is all, carry on.

The Aftermath!

OK, it aint to bad. We cleaned up a lot last night before we crashed. But we got a lot of liquor left over, a lot of beer left over and a lot of food! And that is good, because now I have lunch and snacks for the week.

It was a good turn out. I should have taken a head count, but there were a lot of people. And we each had our own out of town visitors. Skull Head came from New Jersey to see Amy, and The jill W came to see me from Baltimore.

The four of us went to the Casino where Amy is the only one who won anything. So she cashed out and was a head of the game. I on the other hand... sat down at a machine next to Amy, it was something like 100 Wolf's and I was empowered with the 3 Wolf shirt I am wearing. But 2 minutes later, my $20 was all gone. 20 minutes later I dropped a 5 spot on the machine Amy was on and managed to win $20.45 on my last $1. So I didn't lose to much. And was ready for the dirt mall!

We all then went to the new Dirt Mall in Pittston. We all managed to find some interesting buys and then our travelers departed for their home destinations. All in all, it was a great day and a half. I look forward to some cook outs in the summer!

That is all, carry on.

Oliver Queen

Allow me to introduce Oliver. He is the newest member of our family. Don't let the breed fool you, he is a ham. He loves to hop up on the couch with Amy and I. He also likes to sneak on the bed when I am not looking. He will murf up to you if you want.

OK, now that that is out of the way. He is flipping awesome. If you don't know the story here is a brief version of it. You should know by now Amy and I bought a house, and I am sitting in it typing right now. But I will get to why that is relevant in a minute.

For some time now I knew for my next dog I wanted to get a Pit Bull. I knew I wanted him to be male, either blue or black and white in color and I wanted to name him Oliver. Now if you clicked that little blue hyper link you would see where I got his name from. Well flash forward to I believe October 10.

Amy and I had an appointment to look at a few houses. We didn't have high hopes, because so far they had been lack luster to say the least. We burned through a few in a hurry, with nothing looking promising, and we set off on our way to check out one that I thought looked OK and Amy hated. And a second house across the street. Now the second house only had a few shots of the outside of the house, and they didn't look to appealing, but it being across the street we figured why not.

Well we ended up hitting the second house first and we were blown away. We loved it. We then went across the street to see the first house and we were far from impressed. We talked about the house we were surprised we loved with the Realtor, then we all parted ways for the day. The day was looking promising after all.

With a few hours to kill before we were going to meet up with friends, I said lets go to Griffin Pond! After some hesitation on Amy's part we went for it. We were on a mission to find a cat Amy and I rescued a month before. We did not find the cat, but we saw this face looking at us through a fence:

Low and behold it was a well tempered black and white Pit Bull male already named Oliver. It was like a Christmas Miracle! After a few visits to the shelter to visit him, we knew he had to be ours. And now he is. So go to the shelter and get yourself an great animal! Or help them out. They are in need and there are some very nice girls working there.

Go to Griffin Pond's website, or go to your local SPCA and help them out! Walk a dog, drop off a donation or just go look at the animals and pet them.

That is all, carry on.

Tools!

Who wants to buy me some tools! I can really use some tools to work on the new house. I got an amazing cordless drill from Buttons for X-Mas. Now I need a few more things and I am set for a while!

A shop vac. I mean come on now, who does not need a shop vac? I could have used one of these at any of the apartments Amy and I have lived in.
A miter saw. Who doesn't need to cut some wood!
And to round out this short list of tools, A circular saw!

I know I am worth the tools.... don't you think so?

OK, maybe not, but I still want them.

That is all, carry on.

Good times on the eve of the New Year.

TomDobb

"Are your pubes black as night and thick as the jungle or is that your underpants?"

-Morgan Evans

It is Almost Time!

Well you may or may not know, Amy and I are buying a house. You may also know we were suppose to close on said home this past Friday at 1 p.m. As it turns out the Bank was slacking off.

The Bank blamed it on the Seller, the Seller blamed it on the Bank. All I know is it wasn't Amy or myself. No one asked us for anything. In fact, I called the guy from the Bank and asked if he needed updated information from us and sent it right over just to be safe. So This hold up was now on our part.

Well 1 turned into a phone call at 3 from the closing agency that the Bank finally sent over the most of the paper work. So the appointment was set at 4:30. So Amy and I got there at 4. We started signing knowing we wouldn't offically own the home that day because the Seller wasn't going to be able to make it and we didn't have the numbers from the Bank for the closing costs yet.

Well it was a X-Mas miracle! We almost closed on the house. The seller did show up and signed the papers as well. But we didn't get the HUD sheet until about 5:30. So we now have all the paperwork we need.

Bla Bla Bla. The seller went home after he did his signing, so he wasn't around an hour later when the numbers came in. So as it stands, Amy and I own a house, but we have not paid for it yet. As of Monday, we will 100% own a home and be on the line for some where around $150,000 (If we take 30 years to pay off the home with out over paying and money to the principle).

Also check out this Blog. It is funny as hell: Hyperbole and a Half.

That is all, carry on.