Tuesday Morning

Well I am sitting here at my computer on Tuesday morning. I had the day off yesterday, but was plagued with rain. My plans of dominating this interesting world I find myself in were defeated before I had a chance to begin. But that is not to say I did not strategically plan out my next attack and point of entry for admission into the Home Land.

What is the Home Land you ask? Well it is the land that I call home. You are aware that I am a proud member of the Keystone State, but that does not mean that anywhere in the boundaries of this great state are "home." Yes on a rode trip I get very happy to cross that line, or when I see the enemy in my state I get very angry. For this reason I do wish Pennsylvania would enact a militia to keep the intruders out, only allowing them admittances with written orders from me.

There I go again, getting off topic with my rage for the enemy. Back to The Home Land.

The Home Land is my little corner of this great state (the greatest being the Keystone State holding the rest of the original 13 colonies together). A place where I can kick my feet up, let my ovaries hang out, do some free laundry at my parents house and visit with The Puppster.

I am talking about Lackawanna County.

For prospective of where The Home Land is in the rather large and luxurious State of PA please observer the map below and take note of the area highlighted in red.

That my friends is the Mecca. I will pass through it's borders later today in The Egg, and very soon next month The Meepers and I will have a full blown assault on our hands. The angry Rednecks will try to keep us here, but we need to get The Meepers to higher ground before the cold weather makes the journey impossible for several months. And yes, it is higher ground.... look a the map. We will be heading North.

I leave you with this to ponder: Is your state better than mine?

That is all, carry on.

Riverwalck

We are at this shit again. No touch please.

Build it and they will come.

Hello There

Well hello there. I didn't see you standing there looking at me. I didn't mean to neglect you. How have you been as of late? That is really good, I am glad to hear that you have been well. Me? Oh, I have been very well. Working for the past three months has been a welcomed change from sitting on my behind for a long time.

Oh, I wish I could share all the stories I have, but alas I cannot. But I can talk about plenty of other things in the works. I have gained Moderator status of a newly formed website for men. Manley men that is. What is the URL you ask... I was just about to give it to you. Ask Biff Malibu DOT Com.

I have my own column on the site, but as of yet have not had many requests. The site is call Ask Biff Malibu after all, and not Ask Mr. Meepers. But feel free to become a member and ask me some crazy things. Anything goes. I do like my new topic of Photoshop fun. Give me an idea and I will run with it.

With the help of Ask Biff Malibu DOT Com, I was able to learn how Manley wood paneling actually is.


What else is going on the the world of Meepers you ask. Well last week we survived The Portland Invasion!

The invasion went so well, Derek got himself some blue balls.
It was a great two days. Derek has had limited exposure to the East Coast, and now he knows how East Coast Rednecks live....scary!

I leave you here today. It has been a while sense I have blogged and I do not want to give you sensory overload. Stay tuned!

That is all, carry on.

Hanging out by the fire. Hmmm why are my shoes yellow you ask? Because the fucking UPS delivery guy didn't fucking knock on the door again. I am 100% complaining about this guy. I am still livid about it and it is 1:40 a.m.

Tick, Tock

Well now, it only took 45 minutes or less to get to Scranton from Weissport. Then it only took a little while to get fitted for my tux. So now I am trying to kill the last 20 minutes before my shft starts. A D &D coffee is a good way to help kill some time.

Back at Dock street. It has been a very long time sense we were here, but the beer is still dang good. This time Mr. Morgan and Mrs. Liz came with as you can see. We went to the Philadelphia Zoo in the morning, now we are out on the town. Well out in West Philly. Lets see what the rest of the day has in store for us.

That is all, carry on.

Found a real nice spot in Palmerton. The view from the rocks is pretty nice.

The CrocRich and New Bars!

On Monday I will have the stem to mount these beauties. But I need to wait until my new blinkers come in. I want to try and get rid of those bulky stock flashers with something a little nicer.

Not sure I am going to like the ones I bought on impulse from eBay, but they were pretty cheap. And I am pretty sure I can sell them and get my money back if I really don't like them. There is a set I really like from Rucksters, but they have been out of stock for a while (and they are pretty pricey).

But the CrocRich seat is done! It is installed and rode tested! Feels great! Now to find a new shock, then my ass will like me again.

How is he looking? I think he is on his way to looking tasty.

That is all, carry on.