Tuesday Morning

Well I am sitting here at my computer on Tuesday morning. I had the day off yesterday, but was plagued with rain. My plans of dominating this interesting world I find myself in were defeated before I had a chance to begin. But that is not to say I did not strategically plan out my next attack and point of entry for admission into the Home Land.

What is the Home Land you ask? Well it is the land that I call home. You are aware that I am a proud member of the Keystone State, but that does not mean that anywhere in the boundaries of this great state are "home." Yes on a rode trip I get very happy to cross that line, or when I see the enemy in my state I get very angry. For this reason I do wish Pennsylvania would enact a militia to keep the intruders out, only allowing them admittances with written orders from me.

There I go again, getting off topic with my rage for the enemy. Back to The Home Land.

The Home Land is my little corner of this great state (the greatest being the Keystone State holding the rest of the original 13 colonies together). A place where I can kick my feet up, let my ovaries hang out, do some free laundry at my parents house and visit with The Puppster.

I am talking about Lackawanna County.

For prospective of where The Home Land is in the rather large and luxurious State of PA please observer the map below and take note of the area highlighted in red.

That my friends is the Mecca. I will pass through it's borders later today in The Egg, and very soon next month The Meepers and I will have a full blown assault on our hands. The angry Rednecks will try to keep us here, but we need to get The Meepers to higher ground before the cold weather makes the journey impossible for several months. And yes, it is higher ground.... look a the map. We will be heading North.

I leave you with this to ponder: Is your state better than mine?

That is all, carry on.