Sausage Fingers!

OK, so this blog is not really about sausage fingers, it is about something much, much better. The Sausage Pocket! The prototype was brought to us by the gang over at Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Frank decided he wanted a tasty treat of sausage any time without the mess. So in his urge for a delicious treat on the go, he gave us the idea for the all new, custom made Sausage Pocket.

We are currently beta testing to find even better ways to implement the Sausage pocket. Here are a few shots of a user in public:

The Collegiate Hoodie Sausage Pocket series. Here we see the PSU hoodie.

Before her horrific accident, and happy she has the pocket.

This is our new Shirt/Jacket Sausage Pocket Combo.

As you can tell this is after her horrific accident of having her face punched off. She is very sad because she can not bite the golden treat due to the fact she no longer has a mouth.

New addition! The Puree Sausage Cup Pocket.

As you can see, she is much happier now that we came up with the new, Solar Powered Sausage Blender and Puree Sausage cup pocket. Now she can still enjoy her career as a knife throwing Carny. You may not be able to tell, but that is a smile on her new mouth hole.

The Button Down Sausage Pocket, for the formal occasion.

Here we can see just how hands free a Sausage Pocket makes your life! Tim is so happy he doesn't have to touch his sausage to eat it. He even loves this.....

The Seamless SS Sausage Pocket Tee Shirt.

Even on the go working a fast paced videographer job, there is time for a snack, and you have to keep your hands clean when dealing with those lenses!

Now lets get some testimonials from our testers:

Toni- Pre-face punched off: "I love my new and improved Sausage Pocket Sweatshirt! I can stay warm, eat my sausage, keep my fingers clean from grease and still train as an archer!"

Toni- Post-face punched off: "Mmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm mmmm mmm!" Translation: "I love my new Puree Sausage Cup Pocket! I slurp my sausage and still train to throw knifes as a Carny!"

Tim- Button Down Sausage Pocket- "Now when I am walking around the office I can have my sausage with me and still dress the part! I love me Sausage Wear!"

Tim- Seamless SS Sausage Pocket Tee Shirt. "WOW! I can't even describe how much I love this (Seamless) SS Sausage Pocket Tee Shirt! I can work my camera and not get greasy fingers! I just love it!"


All Sausage Pocket shirts/Jackets/Combos come with a sewn in 100% grease leak proof pocket. You don't want that grease spilling down your body, and neither do we! You'll stay full and grease free day in and day out with one of our many products. Feel free to brows our online catalog to find the garment that is right for you. Or, contact one of our highly trained Sausage Pocket specialist to find the product that is right for you!

If you act before Christmas Eve we will even throw in a Sausage Pocket Cleaning Kit, and tongs, so you don't even have to touch the sausage from the pan to the pocket!

And remember, I am not only the president, I'm a client myself!
That is all, carry on.