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There are no words that I can type that can talk up this video. It does everything I can say and more...all on it's own.

That is all, carry on.

...not what it use to be.

The worst DJ I have

The worst DJ I have ever heard is at The Keys in Down Town Scranton on Parade Day '12. I have heard a lot of bad DJ's over the past 10-15 years

Pow Wow

So yesterday Oliver and I attended the Pit Bull Pow Wow, hosted by Modified K9. This past Sunday's walk took place at Frances Slocum State Park. I must say, we had a BLAST! Oliver got along with all the other dogs. No crying, no whining, no barking, just good clean fun. In addition, he was so beat when we got home all he wanted to do was sleep on the couch. And hog the whole damn thing.

In fact the only time he really got up, was when the washer decided to start banging really loudly and walking itself across the floor. But we took care of that in a hurry.

Back to the Pow Wow and MK9. They are a great bunch of people doing a great thing. Everyone we met yesterday was really nice, full of helpful information, and just good down to Earth people.

They do an amazing thing for such a misunderstood breed of dog. There is a lot of press out there, good and bad, but most of it is just press. So rarely do people actually stand up and do something about an issue the feel strongly about. Most of the time it is just talk (pretty much what I am doing here) and ends there. There is no action or end result.

But MK9 is taking action. They are saving these dogs, fostering them, adopting then out to responsible owners. They are having events and spreading the word that these are great dogs. Family dogs. Family members.

I feel as though I am at a loss of words today. My mins is not firing on all cylinders this morning. Oliver was so beat last night he didn't want to go out before bed, so he woke me up extra early this morning. You know what that means. I have been up sense 8! I know 8 is not early. Hell for the old me that was really late. But the new me sleeps until 9 or 10 (seems like 10 all the time any more).

*Shakes the cobwebs lose*

I am giving MK9 The Meepers Stamp of Approval.... now where did I put that thing....

So if you're willing and able, please help out an any way you can. Here is the link to Modified K9's contact page. You can also use the navigation tabs on the left of the page to get to their wish list. And you can check out their blog Modifiedk9 Blog.

Also, I am working on a new layout for the blog. I am not sure if I like this one yet, so bear with me. Once I get a layout/background I like, I will make a new header to match.

That is all, carry on.

This is What I do on Thursdays..

I read forums and look at shit on YouTube after I work out and cook dinner (for later). You all may remember this gal:



Well going with the Cat Girl theme I found this gem this morning:

Don't fear! You do not have to watch the whole hour of this video. It is a loop. But a damn good loop! I began to laugh out loud when I saw this . Here is a parody type video of this as well.

This one is not nearly as funny, but I figured I would share anyway.

That is all, carry on.

Friday Fun Time!

In the past I would scower the internet, finding the funniest videos on YouTube, or ridiculous stories. But as it turns out, I still lack the motivation I once had. That and it is only 10:15 a.m. and I just got up a half an hour ago. I would normally be at this from 6 a.m. until around noon or 1 then typing this amazing blog!

But have no fear! I will still offer you content worth viewing! And I will begin by re-hashing two funny videos I watched again this past week.


CAT GIRL! Classic.
But the Cat Girl seems to be busted. Though this next video isn't very funny, well it is down right lame. But at the very end they show how they actually busted the video as a fake. It really isn't worth watching, but I'll post it if you care to put yourself through that. Because I did so you should to.




Moving on....


"I will give you what you need, all I want is your big fat seed." I could never come up with content like that. Samwell, you are a genius.

Now this video isn't funny at all, but pretty interesting. I use to work with Bryan. Hell I use to pretty much be his private videogrpher. Buy I did not do this video. A cool guy I use to work with named Tim did this video recently.



I will add, I have seen Bryan do some much crazier stuff just to get around. He is an awesome guy.

Now back to the funny.

The tubes do not seem to be offering the kind of hilarity they once did. People just can't compare to a kid stoned from the dentist or big fat seeds. But this is pretty funny.



I mean, who doesn't like to see snowmen get hit by trains. If you don't like that sort of thing, move to Canada. They trample them with moose's. Or men pretending to be snowmen.

I leave you with this one for the day. This seems to be the saving grace of Friday Fun Time.



That is all, carry on.

Man with Three Toes

OK, so this is not going to be about a man with three toes. But I figured the title may draw you in. But I in fact have nothing to talk about. Then why I am writing a blog you ask? Because, when has me having nothing to talk about stopped me from writing a blog.

I figure if I ramble on long enough I will have something I can go off on. See it came to me, and it is pretty flipping clear now. Why did I not lead off with this. My road!

At approximately 7:45 a.m. on the morning of February 14, 2012 I awoke to my whole house shaking. In a fit of fear and rage, I rush to the window. The sight I see is both WHORE-ifying, and angering!

Sidebar: Can you tell, if you didn't already know, I do not like Lady Gaga or Nicki Minaj?

There is a construction crew tearing up my road....again! Last summer as I was forced to night shift, I had to sleep in the day. OK, I can sleep just about anywhere at any time. Hell I once fell asleep in a bar when I was playing roadie for a shitty local band. But last summer, heavy machinery won out when they tore my road up to put in new water mains. Then tore my road up again after the road patch sank down. Then tore my road up again to pave it. Then tore it up some more just to piss me off. Then they paved my road. Then they began to tear up spots of the freshly paved road.

Now they are at it again. Directly across the street from my house. So at approximately 7:45 a.m. on the morning of February 14, 2012 I was awoken to my house shaking from heavy machinery, again. Now I am awake, and I know I will be tired as hell the rest of the day. I will probably get called for OT tonight because I am tired. But that's OK, I like OT.

I also like to TYPE letters in CAPS.

So now I am not sure Amy will be able to get her car out of the drive way, if they are still there at 1:30. And they have their dump truck parked right next to my car. So these shit birds may be getting sued and paying for a new paint job.

The view from my front door:

In other news, Amy's brother shared this video with me this morning and I liked it so much I thought I would return the favor and share it all with you.

Brilliant! Reminds me of Oliver. He always tries to sit some place that is far to small for him. It is kind of endearing.

OK, I am far from to tired. I am either going to A) try and fall back asleep OR 2) drink a lot of coffee and see what happens. I am leaning more toward option 2 at the moment.

That is all, carry on.

Sex machine.